Thursday, July 10, 2008

Agreed

Babies stink.

But seriously. Young babies either reek of spoiled milk or shit and oftentimes the two at once. It also doesn't help that they're fugly. I helped my sister bathe her youngest several months ago. There were all these folds, especially around the torso and under the arms. Apparently, you have to clean those areas real well lest cheese develops and an infection ultimately festers. Ugh. It would seem that babies are like small morbidly obese people. And I don't mean clinically morbidly obese. I'm talking 500 pounds morbidly obese, Gilbert Grape's mother morbidly obese.

Those things aren't cute until they're at least two years old.

Ugly:



Cute:

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